Update: This was an idea spawned from a line uttered by my friend during a play. I was considering making more like it in the same vein, such as Christopher Bro-lumbus. However I am writing this update because it has recently come to my attention that this is an idea that not only is already out there, but done better. My congratulations to Matt at Strange Talk, keep up the good work! Hope I didn't step on your toes, it was wholly inadvertent. -Gaelan